Why CALL-CENTRE employees paid so much. Some Jokes

Customer : "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the
same error message."
Tech Support: "Did you install the update?"
Customer : "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"

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Tech Support : "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, canyou see
the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer : "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"

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Tech Support : "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer : "A white one."
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Tech Support : "What operating system are you running?"

Customer : "Pentium."

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Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Is that your left or my left?
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Helpdesk : Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Helpdesk : Would you click on start for me and.....
Customer : Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates
damn it !

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Hi, good afternoon, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'.
I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the
monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it...
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Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah ... that one does work!
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A customer couldn't get on the Internet: -
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I watched my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed screensaver on my computer, but
every time I move the mouse, it disappears !
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Helpdesk: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter " a ", but how do I get the circle around it?
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